Connect with Josh

Don’t worry. What you’re experiencing is absolutely normal. After most people learn of Josh’s existence, they almost universally begin this 8-step process:

  1. Quitting their jobs
  2. Selling all of their earthly possesions
  3. Renting a camel
  4. Traveling with said camel to the nearest desert
  5. Beginning a trek across said desert in search of meeting with Josh
  6. Traveling 2-3 days without food, water, or shelter
  7. Passing out from intense dehydration
  8. Waking up in the ER, demanding to be released so that they can continue their journey.

Although this is intensely flattering, I’d like to go ahead and save you some trouble. If you’re looking to connect with Josh, there are a few standard ways that you can do so. I’ll list them here:

If you are still set on traversing the arid expanse of the Mojave Desert, I won’t stop you. But I will ask that you bring along a bottle of water. I prefer Desani.

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