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Things to Come
Earlier today, I read this rather insightful post by Matt @ The Church of No People, and it got me thinking about what the next ten years might look like. Now, as far as decades go, I’ve got 2.5 of … Continue reading
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Tagged amp, asbury theological seminary, boldman, decade, decades, disney world, full time, god, goober, halfway point, last ten years, life decisions, mastering theology, new, orlando fl, over, parents, part time job, particulars, personal accomplishments, personal aspirations, physics test, rush, snail, snapshot, style, theological studies, things, tie, time student, work
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The Best Weekend I’ve Had In A Long Time
In the past few days, I experienced four things that I hope I never forget: Being Ridiculously Proud of My Wife On Monday, my wife picked up a piece of paper that tells the whole world something that I already … Continue reading
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Tagged beautiful bride, bicycles, boldman, cia, count thousands, coursework, doors, few days, half day, happy christmas, internship requirements, maturity, new, nintendo, one lady, piece of paper, smartest person, stetson university, stranger, style, things, toys, volunteers, waiting, white chapel church of god
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Dysentery. It’s Not Just For Settlers Anymore.
Don’t tell me that you’ve never been kicking along at a grueling pace with little supplies when you suddenly your hopes of fording the river are dashed by five of the most profound words in the English language. Yes, I … Continue reading
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Tagged 19 years, 9 out of 10, apple iie, axles, boldman, childhood experience, circle, conestoga wagon, ct scan, disk 1, dose of reality, dysentery, endless hours, gas pains, grueling pace, lower abdomen, new, Oregon, oregon trail, profound words, pun, radio, salmonella, school computer lab, style, tie, wagon tongue, waiting, work
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Getting a "Free" Oil Change
Do you remember when your dad (or perhaps more likely your grandfather) told you that there’s “no such things as a free lunch?” I recently discovered that this depression-era adage applies good and well in this “not a recession” economy … Continue reading
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Tagged adage, automobile, buick, buick lesabre, evil words, excuse, free lunch, free oil change, free oil change coupon, free oil changes, mail, mass quantity, odds, point checkup, purveyor, recession, shiny paper, thousand miles, waiting room, window stickers
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Forgetting Your Wallet
Six years ago, I was about 30 minutes into a date with someone that I (thankfully) am no longer in contact with (restraining orders are awesome… I kid, I kid), when I realized that I forgot my wallet. I then … Continue reading
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Tagged 30 minutes, conclusions, consequences, day six, divine revelation, foolish notion, god, local restaurant, money, mullet, oasis, pride, restraining orders, restroom, saharan nomad, six years, stranger, wallet
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Taking Lunch at Three instead of Noon
Have you ever had a day that started with a whirlwind (no, not that kind) and only gets interrupted because at 3 o’clock you looked at your watch and realized that you hadn’t taken a lunch break yet? For me, … Continue reading
Stepping In It… Literally
So let’s get a few unpleasant details out of the way right here and right now. We have a two-year-old little boy, which means that while riding in the car, it’s not unusual for my wife to look at me … Continue reading
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Tagged 5 million, 5 more minutes, capable hands, domesticated dogs, floormat, goober, key facts, likelihood, mortal danger, neighbors, poop, professional daycare, riding in the car, run on sentence, scary truth, statistic, two feet, unpleasant details, wafted, youngster
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Running Into Old Friends Unexpectedly
Have you ever had the experience of running into and old friend at a restaurant? For me, it happened at a Jason’s Deli (which, might I add, has an incredible Club Sandwich… just ignore the Saturated Fat). I was actually … Continue reading
Realizing that Another Great Band Has Sold Out to the Man
This one’s going to be short and sweet. For any child of the 90s: Click this link. Cringe.
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Tagged billie joe, cutting edge, green day, music, nail in the coffin, radio, rob thomas, rock band, sad truth, suit and tie, toe tappin
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