Nov
19
2007
19
2007
So a little birdy told me…
Under Life By Josh Boldman
Ok, so I guess you can’t really say that a bird “told” me anything, but I did receive this message from a passing flock:
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Yeah, so, I’m not sure what I did or said that offended the bird community, but I would like to take this opportunity to issue a public apology. I would like to extend the olive branch of peace to any member of the fowl community that is willing to accept. There is no reason for these malicious acts to continue.
You know what, the funny thing was that I had only left my car in the parking lot of my church for 5 minutes when this happened. And then, when I came back outside, there wasn’t a single drop of bird poo on the ground. They had ONLY hit my car. Ouch. That just hurts.
November 19, 2007 9:46 am
Actually some would consider that a whole lot of good luck!
November 20, 2007 12:21 am
That is hilarious. I hope they accept your olive branch because right now birds are definitely not your best friends.
November 22, 2007 9:49 pm
Funny, I don’t really feel that lucky… Oh well. You know what’s worse, it actually happened again two days later. Talk about being the wrong place at the wrong time!
Thanks for commenting!
Josh Boldman
http://www.joshboldman.com
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