I figure I’ll take just a moment to answer a few of the immediate questions that you might have right up front:
1.Yes, I used to have hair. Actually lots of it.
2.The short answer is: I lost a bet.
3.Yes, I could grow it back at any point, but I choose not to.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I hope you’ll take a look around. I do, however, ask that you please remove your shoes. You see, we just got new carpet. Thanks for understanding.