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10th
NOV
Chili and Cheese Goodness
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Life, Thoughts
Let me first be incredibly clear that I am in now way about to exaggerate the amount of excitement that I experienced only a few short hours ago. The story of that excitement begins almost 7 years ago when I was rushing from Eckerd Drugs (the company that valued one hour of my life at a paltry $5.15) to the local Taco Bell for my absolute favorite pseudo-Mexican delight…
The Chili Cheese Burrito
I almost feel that I didn’t just do that justice… let me try again…
The Chili Cheese Burrito (echo…)
There. That’s better. But this is the point where our story takes a dark and sinister turn. Much to the dismay of our story’s hero (me, of course) was informed by the Dark Overlord of the Anti-Burrito Kingdom that the Chili Cheese Burrito had been discontinued. End of story. Case closed. Sorry ’bout your luck.
Now fast forward to the present. After 7 years of meaningless existence (ok, now I’m exaggerating a bit), I walked into the local Taco Bell (the Missouri variety, naturally), looked at the menu, and in 18 letters (and 2 spaces), my life changed in a way that I was not expecting. Today I have eaten my first Chili Cheese Burrito in well over 364 weeks. For that reason I am walking a little heavier and feeling that much more bloated… and it feels wonderful.
If you too would like to feel the joy of this magical, mystical, cheesy delight, be sure to check out chilicheese.org and sign their petition to have this perfect combination of chili and cheese in just the right proportions brought back into the world in a triumphal entry that will only be overshadowed by the Second Coming itself. As for me, I know where I’ll be eating lunch for the next few years. Please be praying for my Cholesterol.
Tags: chili cheese, cholesterol, dark overlord, dismay, eckerd, eckerd drugs, excitement, goodness, hero, lunch, meaningless existence, perfect combination, petition, proportions, taco bell, triumphal entry
1st
OCT
Farewell, Papa.
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Life
Rest in peace, Papa. You will be missed (especially by the tiny, little guy pictured above).
50I tell you this, brothers: flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable. 51Behold! I tell you a mystery. We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, 52in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable, and we shall be changed. 53For this perishable body must put on the imperishable, and this mortal body must put on immortality. 54When the perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality, then shall come to pass the saying that is written:
“Death is swallowed up in victory.” 55“O death, where is your victory?
O death, where is your sting?”56The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. 57But thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
58Therefore, my beloved brothers, be steadfast, immovable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, knowing that in the Lord your labor is not in vain.
1 Corinthians 15:50-58 (ESV)
For those of you who are into this kind of thing (and I hope you are), Rachel will be flying out on Thursday to attend the funeral, so please keep her in your prayers. And while you’re already praying, the rest of Rachel’s family could sure use a few prayers as well.
Tags: 1 corinthians 15, beloved brothers, flesh and blood, immortality, kingdom of god, last trumpet, lord jesus christ, mystery, prayers, puts, rest in peace, sleep, sting, thanks be to god, twinkling of an eye, victory
30th
SEP
Learning the Ropes… Very, Very Quickly
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Church, Life
So, it’s been just about forever and a day since I last posted. For that I am experiencing intense inner strife and anguish (actually, I’m only a little upset). In order to right this unforgivable wrong, let me give you all an update as to the happenings of the past few months…
As most of you know, the family and I packed up a truck and moved just about 1,000 miles away from Orlando (a place where I’ve lived for 5-6 years, but where Rachel basically grew up). Though the transition hasn’t been easy, it has been eventful. After packing up our tiny 2-bedroom apartment into a moving truck (that was unfotunately slightly more tiny), I drove to Missouri with the help of two of the guys from our new church. As far as the drive itself, I’ll spare you the details. Just imagine driving 1,000+ miles in 22 hours with no sleep and just a little bit too much caffeine. Now imagine that after a full day of loading up a truck from a 2nd-story apartment… yeah, you get the idea.
Upon arrival in Granby, Missouri, I have assumed the position of Senior Pastor at Granby First Church of God, which, in my estimation of things, so far has been a pretty cool thing. This has been something that I’ve been working toward for at least the past 6 years, so it’s pretty cool to see it all come into reality. Now, before I get too far ahead of myself, just because it’s been “cool to see” does not mean that it’s been easy. This week has been a particularly sobering dose of the realities of my position. It all started on Saturday…
Rachel and I had taken Zeke to a local pumpkin patch for him to see pumpkins growing on the vine (which is actually pretty cool, except he just kept pointing at them and saying the word “Ball” … he is 17 months old, after all), when I got a phone call from the local funeral home letting me know that a longtime member of the congregation had passed away. The only problem was that she had been home-ridden for years due to her inability to drive, which meant that I had no idea who she was. All I knew was that I had a funeral to perform on Tuesday… my first funeral… for someone I had never met.
Since I probably mentioned to you that our truck was a tad too small, we had to leave a few things behind in Apopka. One of those things was (accidentally) a hamper basket that still had my dress shirt and pants in it that I had specifically bought for the last funeral that I attended (FYI, I’m really not a shirt & tie kind of guy). Any way, that meant that on Monday, I had to travel to the big city to replace my estranged Sunday best (that I would never wear on Sunday). Since it’s actually a really decent drive, I figured I’d make the best of my time there and have lunch with one of our church members that lives out that way. Lunch was great, and Bob is an incredibly encouraging person. The day was actually turning out to be a great day.
I’ve learned in my years that just when you think things are going well, it’s very possible that something will happen to turn that day right on its head. For me, that came in the form of a phone call asking if I could perform a wedding that very day at 3:00pm. Although I’m sure that most of us might vary on this opinion, I’m of the opinion that no two people who want to be legally married should be denied that priviledge, especially if they are young and “cannot resist their passions.” So of course, I said yes and rushed home to perform a wedding… my first wedding… for someone I had never met.
Are you noticing the same trend that I am? Well, now in hindsight, both the wedding and the funeral went off without a hitch, and it was a blessing to be able to take part in both. I believe that God is trying to show me that stretching is a good thing. At least, I hope that’s the case, because stretching is exactly what’s happening.
For me, I am learning to ask these questions of myself: “How might God be stretching you? What are the ways that He’s allowing you develop into the person He is calling you to be? How are you letting Him accomplish this?”
Perhaps these are questions from which we could all benefit asking of ourselves. Have a great day. I’m going to.
Tags: 6 years, anguish, bedroom apartment, cool thing, estimation, first church of god, granby missouri, little bit, longtime member, moving truck, phone call, pumpkin patch, realities, sleep, story apartment, strife, transition, vine
7th
JUL
A time for everything…
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Life
Ok, so I know that many of you have asked specifically what our time table will look like for our transition from “Disney’s Backyard” to the “Show Me State,” so here’s a tentative schedule that we’ve come up with:
- July 5th – We announced our plans to the congregation at Westside Community Church
- July 22nd – My last night leading our Middle School Youth Ministry
- July 26th – At 6:00pm, we’ll be having a Farewell Dinner at Westside Community Church (Be sure to bring a dessert)
- August 14th – We’ll be loadin’ up the truck and move to Missouri (it fits if you sing it just right… I miss you Jed Clampett)
- August 23rd – First official Sunday at Granby First Church of God (we’re assuming that everyone will be getting saved during this service, so hold on to your hats… except, you’re not supposed to wear hats in church.)
I know that it seems like a pretty long time between now and August 23rd, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to go a lot quicker than we’re anticipating. Plus, we’ve got a lot to accomplish between now and then, like pack up all of our stuff, sped time with friends, and, of course, actually find a place to live (by the way, if anyone knows of a good house for rent in Granby, I know someone who’s looking). It’s going to be a whirlwind, but I’ve come to realize that God just tends to move that way sometimes.
For any of you reading this that happen to be a part of the Westside Family, please know that these last few weeks with you are something that will be very special to us. We’ll certainly miss you, but we’ve got a few weeks before we move, so know that we’ll be trying to make the most of them. Anyway, I hope this clears up some of the questions about our calendar. Blessings, Josh.
Tags: august 23rd, blessings, church of god, dessert, disney, farewell dinner, first church of god, hats, house for rent, jed clampett, july 26th, long time, middle school youth ministry, tentative schedule, time table, transition, westside community church, westside family, whirlwind
5th
JUL
The Boldman’s Next Step
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Life, Westside
Wow, this morning was certainly interesting. Besides all the normal Sunday morning stuff (like accidentally butchering Amazing Grace – I know, this is one that I should know, right?), Rachel and I had the chance to break the news to our church that we’d be leaving for the Show Me State in August. Just in case you weren’t there, I know that this might be quite a shock, but please, know that this a good thing. For the past three years, we have been encouraging everyone at Westside to find their “Next Step” and to follow God’s guidance. Now it’s time for us to follow our own advice. Now that it’s kind of out in the open, we’ll be posting more info in the coming days/weeks, but certainly don’t be afraid to ask us about it. We’re excited about what God is doing in our lives, and we hope that everyone else can be as excited to know that we are doing what we believe God wants us to do.
In case you weren’t there, here’s a copy of the letter I read this morning in both services:
In September of 2006, my beautiful wife, Rachel, and I followed God’s calling on our lives to join the Westside Family, filling the role of Associate Pastor of Youth and Worship. In the almost three years that have followed, I have been given the privilege to serve with some of the kindest and most caring men and women that I have ever met. During this time, I have had the joy to serve under a senior pastor that has not only been a strong leader, an encouraging mentor, and dynamic visionary, but also a great friend and partner in the Lord’s ministry. It is a joy to have seen the collective youth and worship ministries and the individuals that are involved in those ministries grow in ways that we could not have foreseen. Though this growth has not always been easy, it has been incredibly rewarding. As Rachel and I reflect on this time that we have spent being a part of this family, we realize that these last three years will forever be remembered as some of our family’s greatest and most formative.
As a minister you have allowed me the joy to foster growth in your teenagers, but you have also given me the freedom to lead my own family. You cared for my wife and I throughout Rachel’s pregnancy and the birth of our son, Ezekiel, and you have welcomed him into this family without condition. I believe wholeheartedly that my family will be better off for having been a part of this family.
However, just as we believe that God called us to come here, we are now sensing God calling us away. For some time the calling on my heart has been to lead a congregation of God’s people much in the same way that Pastor Biz leads you. Over the years that I have been here, I have shared this desire with our Pastor and Elders, and they have been nothing short of encouraging through out this time of decision-making.
As we have been seeking God’s will for our next step, we have been introduced to a small church out of state that has been asking the Lord to send them a leader to help them move forward (much in the same way that Westside has moved forward in the past few years under Pastor Biz’s leadership). After much prayer and seeking Godly counsel, I have accepted the position of Lead Pastor at a church in Missouri. It is with a mix of both sadness and excitement that I inform you of my resignation as Associate Pastor of Westside Community Church, knowing that God has called us to move on.
I believe that great things are in store for both our family and the family at Westside. We certainly covet your prayers as we are beginning preparations to move our family in an attempt to follow the leadings of our Lord. Please also know that we will still be around for a short while and that we will be doing everything possible to empower leadership to take our place and to serve in our absence. We have already begun working with the youth volunteers to formulate a plan for the remainder of the summer and the coming school year, and I believe wholeheartedly that the volunteers that have been trained over the past few years are capable of continuing to foster spiritual growth not only your children but also the teenagers in the surrounding community. The ministry here at Westside is in capable hands.
Thank you for the opportunity to have served in a place that so very obviously blessed by the Lord. Again, we will still be around for a little while longer, and we certainly are looking forward to spending time with you before we make our transition. You have been such a blessing to our family. Thank you for being excited for us as we take this next step in the journey to which God has called us. We look forward to hearing about your next steps as well. You will remain in our prayers, and it is our hope that we would remain in yours. Thank you.
I know that is a bit long, but it’s all true. We are looking forward to spending time with as many people as we can before we leave. So, be sure to call (or tweet) and let us know what time you’ve got open. Hey, we’ll even let you pay for dinner (aren’t we sweet?).
Before I sign off, we’ll be sitting down and talking through this at length with our Middle School youth on Wednesday. It may be a rough time for many of them, so your prayers are greatly appreciated. More info to come. Stay tuned.
Tags: amazing grace, associate pastor, August, birth, boldman, excitement, God, guidance, men and women, mentor, middle school youth, Pastor, privilege, Rachel, School, shock, Sunday, sunday morning, visionary, volunteers, Westside, westside community church, westside family, wife rachel, worship ministries, Youth
29th
JUN
Just A Little Bit Too Excited
Posted by Josh Boldman | Filed under Life, Thoughts, Zeke
So, do you remember the first time you saw or did something exciting? Maybe it was your first time going to the movies (for me it was 101 Dalmatians… yep, in the theater), or perhaps the first time you rode a roller coaster? There’s always that sense of thrill that comes with the unknown. It’s almost unquenchable… that is, at least for a little while. You see, the problem with riding that roller coaster 100 times or going to see a movie every weekend is that after a while the magic and the sense of expectation tend to dull. Going to a movie is still fun, but consider this:
I’m pretty pumped to get to go see Transformers 2 (I know, I haven’t seen it yet. I’m lame.), but that excitement in no way whatsoever compares with how excited I was to see 101 Dalmatians. At first glance animated puppies hardly compare to CGI alien robots that can turn into cars, right? But then why did I lose sleep over the anticipation of seeing that movie almost 20 years ago? And why is it that Transformers 2 came out last week and I still haven’t seen it?
I think it’s because I no longer have the sense of wonder about movies that I used to. And what’s sad it that the same thing happens with roller coasters, going to the beach, and playing baseball with only 3 people (“ghostman on second!”). The more we do these things, the most familiar with them we become. The more familiar we are, the less interested we become. It’s a vicious downward spiral that’s almost inescapable.
(For those of you who know where this is going, here’s where I go ahead and put the “Jesus Spin” on it)
So then, how often does this downward spiral manage to kill off our excitement for the Divine? Though it’s sometimes hard to remember, every once in a while, I find myself thinking about what it was like to pursue God when I was in middle school. I didn’t know half of what I know now about God or the Bible, but I think it’s safe to say that I was twice as excited (most of the time). Don’t get me wrong, that desire is still there. The excitement is still there. It’s just that now I have to purposefully ignite that fervor where it used to happen spontaneously. I guess that’s why we’ve put so much stock in daily spiritual disciplines such as praying, Bible study, and keeping a journal. Perhaps these things are simply to serve as a reminder that we need to be more excited than we are. God hasn’t changed. We’ve just become more familiar with Him.
It’s at times like these, that I’m really glad I had a video camera on the day that Zeke got his first balloon. He’s just so excited. I’d imagine that when he’s 24 he’ll be quite a bit less excited over silly things like balloons, but it’s my hope that he’ll still find ways to get excited about those things that deserve his time and attention. Enjoy:
Zeke’s First Balloon from Josh Boldman on Vimeo.
Tags: 101 dalmatians, anticipation, baseball, bible, desire, downward spiral, excitement, expectation, first glance, going to the beach, jesus, puppies, robots, roller coaster, roller coasters, sense of wonder, transformers, unquenchable, yep
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